Whimsical Winter Fan Pillows

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

'Moon Jumper One, you are entering restricted Christmas airspace. ABORT!;

Sleeping in skis.

"Everything here is very fresh."

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

'Santa's blotto.'

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

Snowmen

Christmas Star

Rudolph the reindeer with a huge red nose.

Bug Burgers and Chips at The Golden Toadstool

Sparlkers

Dish and spoon run away from a takeaway.

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."

Frozen pees!

"Apparently, every Christmas he'd take the tree out of storage and add a few more ornaments!"

Santa crawling out of log burning stove.

'Okay I know he's Santas little helper but this is getting ridiculous!'

"I thought you only came once a year."

Santa is rescued from a desert island that is scattered with bones and reindeer skulls.

Dog pees on outraged snowman

A Centipede's Christmas

"No, your father didn't survive the Ice Age. He was exaggerating."

'I just love Christmas!'

"Oh, put that blasted cell phone away."