Winter Cozy Fan Pillows

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."

"Tommy!"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Penguin Remote

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Trawling for Fish.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

It's officially spring

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Gamers

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"I prefer snow person."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

Sleeping in skis.

It's not a party until someone gets plowed.

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"I'll open my weather app to see if it's snowing."

"When you said you liked nothing better than to curl up with a good book..."

Lovely weather again.

'I think it's just a bad head cold.'