Winter Cozy Pillows

'What's up with the milk?'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Rude Snowpeople

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Chivalrous Snowman

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Santa relaxes by Fire

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

"Have you seen my onesie?"

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

Death warmed up

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'

Could somebody please scratch my back?

Winter warmers, using cats to keep warm.

Man watches TV while roasting hotdogs on rabbit ears.

Igloo Chimney

'Help!'

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"