Winter Cozy Gifts

'What's up with the milk?'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Rude Snowpeople

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Chivalrous Snowman

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

"There's something awfully romantic about all this new-fallen snow, don't you think?"

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

Santa relaxes by Fire

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'

"Have you seen my onesie?"

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

Death warmed up

"Why do humans think there's no difference between eyes and buttons?"

Could somebody please scratch my back?

Winter warmers, using cats to keep warm.

Man watches TV while roasting hotdogs on rabbit ears.

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."

"I see you bought more of these! Must you live up to your name, Mittens?"