Winter Comforts Gifts

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

Greco-polar wrestling

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Isn't it great?!'

Business traveller dreaming of home.

"I can't sleep without my weighted blanket... I'm safe under my weighted blanket..."

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"Go back to work. . . Go back to work. . ."/"Stay. . . Stay. . ."

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

'I waxed the runners.'

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

"It's a bit derivative."

Mother finds head of snowman son has placed in refrigerator.

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

"Once again, I had to resort to the carrot-and-stick approach."

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.