Winter Coziness Gifts

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Pyjama party

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Let it go, Amy.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

PJ Parties

Night Life: L.A.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'Isn't it great?!'

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

'I missed the ending - why didn't you wake us up?'

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'

Death warmed up

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

Winter warmers, using cats to keep warm.

'What's up with the milk?'

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."

Man watches TV while roasting hotdogs on rabbit ears.

"I've finished shovelling and am for the most part satisfied with the results, but I'll rest now and look at it again in the morning."

Igloo Chimney

Friends huddling for warmth