Winter Coziness Gifts

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Pyjama party

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Let it go, Amy.'

Night Life: L.A.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

PJ Parties

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"There's something awfully romantic about all this new-fallen snow, don't you think?"

'Isn't it great?!'

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'I missed the ending - why didn't you wake us up?'

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

Death warmed up

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

Winter warmers, using cats to keep warm.

"I've finished shovelling and am for the most part satisfied with the results, but I'll rest now and look at it again in the morning."

'What's up with the milk?'

Man watches TV while roasting hotdogs on rabbit ears.

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."