Winter Coziness Seeker Gifts

'No ice for me thanks: I'm sick of ice everywhere...'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"There's something awfully romantic about all this new-fallen snow, don't you think?"

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

How Sheep Sleep

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

"I needed something warmer for winter."

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."

American Flag

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

Penguin wearing Slippers