Winter Coziness Seeker T-Shirts

'No ice for me thanks: I'm sick of ice everywhere...'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

How Sheep Sleep

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"I needed something warmer for winter."

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

Penguin wearing Slippers

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."