Winter Comfort Seeker T-Shirts

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

"I was hoping it was a smart shovel, and it would shovel the drive for me."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Lumbar support animal

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Surprise!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'