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'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

"I was hoping it was a smart shovel, and it would shovel the drive for me."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Middle-Age Superheroes

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Pet a Puppy

American Idle.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Lumbar support animal

"Surprise!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Yours is adjustable?"

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.