Winter Comfort T-Shirts

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Man watches TV while roasting hotdogs on rabbit ears.

Death warmed up

A pig warming himself before a coal fire.

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Keeping warm.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'Let it go, Amy.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Greco-polar wrestling

"Infinity scarf"

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'You'll grow into it!'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Academia in Winter

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."