Winter Comfort T-Shirts

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Man watches TV while roasting hotdogs on rabbit ears.

Death warmed up

A pig warming himself before a coal fire.

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Keeping warm.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'Let it go, Amy.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Greco-polar wrestling

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"The point of going outside is the feeling when coming back inside."

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Infinity scarf"

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'You'll grow into it!'

Academia in Winter

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

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