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"I don't see a shadow but I just want to stay inside.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

'Isn't it great?!'

Warming hands over soup.

'Don't let the warning not to travel, stop you from travelling into the kitchen and putting the kettle on.'

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

"I needed something warmer for winter."

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

See U Next Year

"It's crazy, I keep smelling carrots..."

Weight watchers

"Every time it snows I seem to put on weight."