Winter Warmth Advocate T-Shirts

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'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Just think how much we could save if we switched the heating off altogether."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Isn't it great?!'

Concerned about soaring energy costs, Connie embarks on her biggest craft project ever and knits a wool sweater for their house.

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

"I needed something warmer for winter."

"Is it me or does this taste like boogers?"

Mum! I'm cold! - 'Put your jumper on then!' - 'I'm already wearing it!' - '' - 'Mum! I can't reach the thermostat!' - 'Oh, that's a shame, dear.' -

'Tell him there's no such thing as the abominable snowman.'

Penguin wearing Slippers

"Can I join you until spring?"

'If you have trouble with cold feet in bed, you will find this dog is equivalent to two blankets.'

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

Death warmed up.

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.

"I don't see a shadow but I just want to stay inside.

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'

Keeping warm

'I've asked Santa for a tank of unleaded petrol.'

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"