Winter Warmth Lovers T-Shirts

'Listen, If fur coats really kept the cold out how come cats always sit in front of the fire?'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Bless You."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Rude Snowpeople

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

'Let it go, Amy.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"It's a midriff warmer."

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

Say, I just had a thought

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Isn't it great?!'

"I needed something warmer for winter."

I Love Winter!

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

'I'll take the room for Winter: Please put a 'Do Not Disturb Until Spring' sign on the door...'

'Officer Wilks, bring in the cold case files.'

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

Penguin wearing Slippers