Winter Warmth Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Space Heaters

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Snow flake

Good News about winter

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Snowyphus

Electric Blanket.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Midwest Winter Items.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Let it go, Amy.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Slippery, huh?"

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."