Winter Warmth Seeker T-Shirts

'Winter fuel PLC - no gathering'.

"It's a midriff warmer."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"I needed something warmer for winter."

Keeping warm

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Man watches TV while roasting hotdogs on rabbit ears.

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

Squirrel wintering in tree with woodstove.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.

Candle Portraits.

Catatonic

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Ski kicker.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.

Sleepy Bunny

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Little Boy Missing Christmas

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Either we've both woke up with a fever or we left the electric blanket on again.

Quartet in the snow.

'Isn't it great?!'

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

'What luck, Jane. There's no line at the lift.'

Group hug.