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"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"I turned the heat all the way up and opened all the doors. At this point I'll try anything to make it warm outside."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

Candle Portraits.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

Catatonic

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

Sleepy Bunny

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Cosy night in

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

Chilli

"It's a midriff warmer."

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

'Don't forget your thermos.'