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Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Candle Portraits.

Catatonic

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Electric Blanket.

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

Sleepy Bunny

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

Working from Home.

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

House hunting is cruel.

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"Mas agua for the gringos?"