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Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Candle Portraits.

Catatonic

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Sleepy Bunny

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"They've got insulation to die for!"

Working from Home.

House hunting is cruel.

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."