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"We'll swop at half time."

"Pick me!"

North Pole

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Candle Portraits.

Catatonic

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Do you think now's a good time to ask for a raise?' - 'I wouldn't if I was you. She gave me one this morning.'

Sleepy Bunny

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

House hunting is cruel.

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Hug Your Boss (Use the Opportunity for the Power of Suggestion).

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"This looks intersting. Three bedrooms, two and a half scratching posts..."

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

"It's a midriff warmer."

Chilli

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.