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Skiers rolling down slope in snow

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Happy Hour

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The star hunters

Critisize your weight.

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Segregated Beach

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Bring me some more power.'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Inkwell Genie.

Emma's Unicorn

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Moon

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

A Palindrome Cow.

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'No surf?'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

Glass Ceiling

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."