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Skiers rolling down slope in snow

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Happy Hour

Critisize your weight.

The star hunters

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Storm in a magic lamp.

Segregated Beach

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Bring me some more power.'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Emma's Unicorn

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Moon

Inkwell Genie.

A Palindrome Cow.

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'No surf?'

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

Glass Ceiling

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."