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"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

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"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Spoiler alert."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

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"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

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"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

A Woman Holds Up a TV Guide.

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"The season finale of the world is near."

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

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"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

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