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"Was that my pager or yours?"

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

Planting veggies

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

Skier flying past mountains

Man on Stilts in a Market

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

Baker

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"She's asking if it's fresh-squeezed. Should I tell her to f**k off?"

'I's nice! Fresh eggs, fresh milk and...fresh books.'

Brush your teeth!

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

' Police investigating the theft of sixty cases of custard powder have released this photofit of a man they'd like to question.'

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

"If I were you I'd cut down on the protein supplements."

Fresh Fish Tacos

Lead Duck With Evil Plans