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'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

In basket-case.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Responsibility and duties

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

Skier flying past mountains

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"Check out my free white paper!"

"I'm binge working tonight."

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Accountancy

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"As you insist everything must be in triplicate, meet my new secretaries."

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

"When I told you to back things up, I meant your computer stuff, not your work flow."

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'Press hard, sir -- You're making thirty-seven copies.'

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

'My management philosophy is simple. Get the paperwork properly filled out and submitted on time.'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."