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"I don't think your newfound fear of skiing is irrational."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

Skier flying past mountains

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Hunter shooting @ symbols.

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"How's that for your 'corporate response?'"

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"Walter didn't catch any fish today, but I managed to finish two sweaters."

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Here it comes.'

Ski cannon.

A smiling woman wearing boxing gloves

"Here we are in Jackson Hole and our luggage went to Hawaii!"

Balls of wool

"Listen. I've got to be honest here. I'm not actually a proper pigeon."

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

'Every dog has his day - But the nights belong to us.'

Skiing Speed Limit

Skiers

I love snowboarding!

"Well, if that's your only concern, I suggest you simply make an offer conditional upon the removal of all monsters."

Ski Toilets

R.I.P. I'd rather be skiing.

'Okay, skiers. It's cross country for you here onward.'