Powder Pro Gifts

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

In basket-case.

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Responsibility and duties

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Desk bins: 'Whatnot,' 'Whatever,' and 'What now?'

Skier flying past mountains

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"I'm working as fast as I can, Mr. Sims. There are only so many billable hours in a day, you know."

'Actually I can't even figure out the origin of this organization.'

"I know you're allowed work from home, but do you have to work from MY home?"

"Check out my free white paper!"

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

My new boss is a real multitaskmaster!

"I'm binge working tonight."

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

"As you insist everything must be in triplicate, meet my new secretaries."

Accountancy

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

"When I told you to back things up, I meant your computer stuff, not your work flow."

'Press hard, sir -- You're making thirty-seven copies.'

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."