Powder Hound Gifts

Ski Toilets

Ski-lift...Thank you for not smoking

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

'Put your skiing snaps away Smith - they're making our investors nervous!'

The Ski Lodge That Is Equally Inconvenient To Everywhere.

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Dédoublement de Skieur.

I love snowboarding!

Skiers

Skier flying past mountains

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Will you be mine?

Clown walking his balloon dog.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Moon Rock.

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

"Is it too late to get a puppy?"