Powder Hound Pillows

Ski Toilets

Ski-lift...Thank you for not smoking

"Doctor, don't you have a conflict of interest by owning a ski resort?"

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

'Put your skiing snaps away Smith - they're making our investors nervous!'

The Ski Lodge That Is Equally Inconvenient To Everywhere.

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

Bunny Slope

Dédoublement de Skieur.

I love snowboarding!

Skiers

Skier flying past mountains

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Will you be mine?

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

Clown walking his balloon dog.

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

Moon Rock.

The Swiss Alp 44 Million Years Ago