Powder Enthusiast Pillows

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Juggler and Illusionist

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

Magic Tricks

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Witch's Brew.

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'