Protein Powder Enthusiast Pillows

'Dude, you better get outta' my whey.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Skier flying past mountains

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Protein Powder Irony

Skier leaves his skis behind.

The Wonder Gym.

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

"Where hard boiled eggs end up."

'No whey, Jose!'

"If I were you I'd cut down on the protein supplements."

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

The Atkins Diet.

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

I'm sick and tired of this low carb diet.

"Albert was happy. He hadn't caught corona on his ski vacation nor had he broken any bones."

"I'm thinking of lowering your dosage of Omega Fish Oil."

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

"They call me wicked but knights are my only source of protein."