Protein Shake Aficionado Pillows

'No whey, Jose!'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Banana Smoothie

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Oh you smoothie

Protein Powder Irony

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

The Wonder Gym.

Motor-blender.

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Fruit Smoothie

Milkshake Shortage

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

"Other than leaving the lid off the blender, I think my first smoothie went rather well!"

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

The Atkins Diet.

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

"Shake! Good dog."

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'