Shake Aficionado Pillows

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Banana Smoothie

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Roller Coasters

Oh you smoothie

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Protein Powder Irony

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Scotch and water, *hic* scotch and water..."

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Motor-blender.

"My trick for enjoying kale? I put in blueberries, a banana, a scoop of vanilla ice cream and ice. Then I throw the kale in the trash and blend."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

"Who needs therapists?!"

Milkshake Shortage