Handshake Aficionado Pillows

Businessmen with hands in each others' pockets

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'How now, brown cow?'

Let's shake on it.

"I'll grip but I won't grin."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

Ping Pong Handshake.

Burgers Fries Shakes. Order Here. I think my college degree must be worth a lot --- It's hardly been used at all!

"You're the perfect candidate but I'm afraid your handshake was just a teensy bit soft."

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

"Why do they keep insisting on doing their old secret handshake?"

"From the gentleman at the bar."

"Brilliant interview - this warm handshake means you've got the job."

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

Isn't it nice to exchange some good old-fashioned germs again?

"Attaboy... a good, firm grip. Now, let's go sanitize our hands!"

Shake, boy, shake! Are you insane?

"Listen to me good: I don't sell soy milkshakes!"

Shaking hands.

Weapons of mass lactation

'Those political campaign websites are getting really sophisticated.'

"He doesn't know the command 'shake.' He only knows 'gimme five.'"

Bob practices lying.

'Please don't call me Mr. Carruthers. Mr. Carruthers is my father. I'm Dr. Carruthers.'

"Hurry up, MacDonalds can make a shake in 5 seconds"

"If you expect a treat you'll need to firm up that handshake."

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