Handshake Aficionado Pillows

Businessmen with hands in each others' pockets

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Let's shake on it.

"I'll grip but I won't grin."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

Ping Pong Handshake.

"You're the perfect candidate but I'm afraid your handshake was just a teensy bit soft."

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

"From the gentleman at the bar."

"Brilliant interview - this warm handshake means you've got the job."

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

Isn't it nice to exchange some good old-fashioned germs again?

"Attaboy... a good, firm grip. Now, let's go sanitize our hands!"

"Listen to me good: I don't sell soy milkshakes!"

Shaking hands.

Weapons of mass lactation

'Those political campaign websites are getting really sophisticated.'

"He doesn't know the command 'shake.' He only knows 'gimme five.'"

Bob practices lying.

'Please don't call me Mr. Carruthers. Mr. Carruthers is my father. I'm Dr. Carruthers.'

"Hurry up, MacDonalds can make a shake in 5 seconds"

"If you expect a treat you'll need to firm up that handshake."

Elbow bump

Elbow bump

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