Novelty Handshake Lover Pillows

'Those political campaign websites are getting really sophisticated.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

Let's shake on it.

"I'll grip but I won't grin."

Couple in Blue

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Coronovirus dreams

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

Change your style, learn to smile!

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

'Mrs Jones is our designated hugger for junior executives.'

"I said, wrap your arms around me you unromantic fool!"

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

'Oh, no, Dad wants to give me a hug. I can't escape.'

Ping Pong Handshake.

"I was hoping for a hug afterwards."

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

Burgers Fries Shakes. Order Here. I think my college degree must be worth a lot --- It's hardly been used at all!

"You're the perfect candidate but I'm afraid your handshake was just a teensy bit soft."

"Why do they keep insisting on doing their old secret handshake?"

Magic Trick

"There's an Officer Ripley inside who sure could use a hug."

Be Cheerful - if nothing else it'll drive people crazy.

"Brilliant interview - this warm handshake means you've got the job."

Surrogate Hugger.

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

Isn't it nice to exchange some good old-fashioned germs again?

Shaking hands.

Shake, boy, shake! Are you insane?

Boxer

'It's a nice hug Ma'am, but I'm afraid I'm not your husband: He's over there...'