Handshake Connoisseur Pillows

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

Shaking hands.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

'Man...You age great!'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Redhead

'Fried chickens.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Wine of the Day Club

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

Let's shake on it.

"I'll grip but I won't grin."

"Brian's considering the optics."

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

Pickled beets.

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"Sipsies?"

"Bottoms up."

'So when's happy hour?'

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'