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"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

Shaking hands.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

'Man...You age great!'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Redhead

'Fried chickens.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

Wine of the Day Club

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

Let's shake on it.

"I'll grip but I won't grin."

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Brian's considering the optics."

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Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.

Pickled beets.

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'So when's happy hour?'

Lemonade/Prune-aid

"Bottoms up."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'