Handshake Connoisseur Gifts

Looking for a gift for the handshake connoisseur? Show appreciation for their expert grip with witty and stylish items that honor their love for the ultimate greeting. Perfect for anyone who values a good handshake, these products blend humor and class, making them ideal for friends, colleagues, or business partners who take handshakes seriously.

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"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial." mockup

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

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Shaking hands.

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Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction. mockup

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

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'No ice.'

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Join me in a Martini?

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'Man...You age great!'

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'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?' mockup

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

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"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!" mockup

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

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Redhead

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'Fried chickens.'

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'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.' mockup

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

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"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie." mockup

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

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Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

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Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment. mockup

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

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'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?' mockup

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

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Wine of the Day Club

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'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.' mockup

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

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The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch. mockup

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

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"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...." mockup

"Do you want a drink or do you need a drink ? We're very busy...."

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Let's shake on it.

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"I'll grip but I won't grin."

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"Brian's considering the optics." mockup

"Brian's considering the optics."

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Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me. mockup

Whiskey Bottle - Well it doesn't look like a paperweight to me.

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Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

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'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.' mockup

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

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'Do you have bottled spring water?' mockup

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

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Pickled beets.

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'These drinks have been watered down.' mockup

'These drinks have been watered down.'

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'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.' mockup

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

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"Sipsies?"

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"Bottoms up."

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'So when's happy hour?'

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"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?" mockup

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

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'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.' mockup

'Dulcifying araneids didn't make them any more sapid.'

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'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.' mockup

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

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Handshake Connoisseur Gifts Collection

Handshake Connoisseur Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs perfect for handshake enthusiasts—funny, stylish, and crafted to celebrate their love for a good greeting.

Handshake Connoisseur Pillows

Find cozy pillows with witty and artistic designs celebrating the art of the handshake—ideal for adding humor and style to any room.

Handshake Connoisseur Prints

Browse prints that capture the essence of handshake mastery with creative and humorous artwork, perfect for framing and personalizing any space.

Handshake Connoisseur T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts that showcase the handshake connoisseur’s passion with clever slogans and eye-catching designs—perfect for casual days.