Social Handshake Enthusiast Gifts

Isn't it nice to exchange some good old-fashioned germs again?

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Let's shake on it.

"I'll grip but I won't grin."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

Ping Pong Handshake.

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

"You're the perfect candidate but I'm afraid your handshake was just a teensy bit soft."

"Why do they keep insisting on doing their old secret handshake?"

faceless person holding balloon heads.

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

"Brilliant interview - this warm handshake means you've got the job."

"From the gentleman at the bar."

"You have to get out more. Make new enemies."

"Attaboy... a good, firm grip. Now, let's go sanitize our hands!"

Shake, boy, shake! Are you insane?

Shaking hands.

'Those political campaign websites are getting really sophisticated.'

Bob practices lying.

Businessmen with hands in each others' pockets

"Hurry up, MacDonalds can make a shake in 5 seconds"

'Please don't call me Mr. Carruthers. Mr. Carruthers is my father. I'm Dr. Carruthers.'

"If you expect a treat you'll need to firm up that handshake."

Elbow bump

"I guess the fist bump as a greeting isn't quite confrontational enough these days."

Elbow bump

"Baldo, there's nothing wrong with kissing your tias goodbye."

Coronavirus and greetings

"Oh, hi, Frank. . . I didn't recognize you without your mask!"