Secret Handshake Enthusiast Gifts

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Let's shake on it.

"I'll grip but I won't grin."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Gigolo Diary

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

Ping Pong Handshake.

"You're the perfect candidate but I'm afraid your handshake was just a teensy bit soft."

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

"From the gentleman at the bar."

"Brilliant interview - this warm handshake means you've got the job."

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

Isn't it nice to exchange some good old-fashioned germs again?

"Attaboy... a good, firm grip. Now, let's go sanitize our hands!"

Shaking hands.

"All I know is that some girl named Carolina likes me."

'Those political campaign websites are getting really sophisticated.'

Bob practices lying.

Businessmen with hands in each others' pockets

'Please don't call me Mr. Carruthers. Mr. Carruthers is my father. I'm Dr. Carruthers.'

'The big book is for the 'Smiths'...'

"If you expect a treat you'll need to firm up that handshake."

Elbow bump

'They meet in there. Some kind of support group.'

"I guess the fist bump as a greeting isn't quite confrontational enough these days."

Elbow bump

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