Handshake Humorist Gifts

Ping Pong Handshake.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Let's shake on it.

"I'll grip but I won't grin."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

"You're the perfect candidate but I'm afraid your handshake was just a teensy bit soft."

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

"Why do they keep insisting on doing their old secret handshake?"

"Brilliant interview - this warm handshake means you've got the job."

Isn't it nice to exchange some good old-fashioned germs again?

"Your dad can't phone a friend - he hasn't got one!"

Shaking hands.

Shake, boy, shake! Are you insane?

"Attaboy... a good, firm grip. Now, let's go sanitize our hands!"

'Those political campaign websites are getting really sophisticated.'

Bob practices lying.

Businessmen with hands in each others' pockets

'Please don't call me Mr. Carruthers. Mr. Carruthers is my father. I'm Dr. Carruthers.'

"Yes these fingers agree, but the thumb is opposing!"

"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump."

"If you expect a treat you'll need to firm up that handshake."

"HUG? Get your filthy little virus hands off me! Hug? UGH!"

Elbow bump

"I guess the fist bump as a greeting isn't quite confrontational enough these days."

Elbow bump

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