Hand Gesture Humorist Gifts

"Yes these fingers agree, but the thumb is opposing!"

Elfie Stick

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

He dies at the end. There, I've spoiled every story ever written. Whether it's a person, a quest, ennui, a dream, a struggle, hope, despair, innocence, cynicism, a romance, a friendship, or an estrangement

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

Do not feed the bears. But you can contribute to our Kickstarter fund.

'. . . however, in the brand-new global ball-game of macro-economics we blah blah blather blah. . .'

Clown watering his flowers.

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

Ping Pong Handshake.

I'm no good at small talk

Theatre. I told you that play was going to be boring.

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

Arctic Sign - You are here.

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Oh great...another new tie.'

No one could figure out why business was off.

"It needs to be much more illegible if you ever want to become a doctor, son."

Caution - Falling Rock Musicians.

'It's alright-he won't bite!'

Big in America, woman to giant pair of legs at party "I believe you're big in America"

Kiss the Hook

'Hunch your shoulders, Son.'

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

Useless gifts for elephants.

Bird's flying south.

"You're doing it wrong."

'Your hand signal was okay. Pity you didn't open the window.'

Ernie was sick and tired of socks and jocks every Christmas.

Closing Laugh: Yoga Club

'Your money is completely safe, here is a photograph of it.'