Hand Gesture Guru Gifts

"Okaaay, so 'maybe' I don't 'understand' how air quotes 'work.'"

Cat Reunion

Say it with flowers

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"In this company, Simmons, we hold our hands steady in the middle and shake our bodies."

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

When mimes make an appointment...

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

A conductor reads from a picture book.

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Tonight's Talk Out Topic is non-verbal communication

My husband just insisted on coming in and buying me a big bouquet of flowers!'

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

I know 'enjoy the day' is the latest trendy, trite pleasantry, but in this store, we stick with the classic, 'Have a nice day'.

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

"There goes a man of few words."