Gesture Giver Gifts

Great coachees recognise great coaches.

Grace For Flies

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

celebrating a birth.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

Birthday Racing Car

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Valentines Balloons

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Saying Grace.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

A feminist Christmas.

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'