Gift Giver Gifts

"You shouldn't have!"

Valentines Balloons

Love.

Mom - There's Nothing To Do.

"She's okay - she just shopped 'til she dropped."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

'If Santa lives at the North Pole, how come all his elves live in China?'

'Well, Santa may live at the North Pole, but these labels say his workshop is in China.'

A street sweeper asking for a donation to his christmas box

'I don't know - it's so difficult shopping for a friend!'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

Reindeer delivering presents through door.

Santa on roof foiled by blocked chimney: 'No Junk Mail.'

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

celebrating a birth.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

A feminist Christmas.

'And that,and that,and that...'

"My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen.. "Frank got me a toaster for Christmas."

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Seasonal shopping.

"Go right up, sir. She expects you."

"I'm celebrating her turning older than me."

"Open it."

The Tyranny of Talent

"Happy Mother's Day! I ordered you something from Amazon!"

"It's for the woman who has everything except a man who knows what she wants."

"Damned cyclists."

'Expensive wine, long-stem roses, imported candies...wasn't our argument about MY spending habits?'

'Haven't you noticed Christmas sales are starting earlier and earlier every year?'