Treat Giver Gifts

Bewildered dog stares at source of voice commands.

"Take it easy, Billy. I'm just gonna give her a treat."

"No!"

Max reflects on what he might have become if only he didn't drop out of obedience school.

'Beg, but don't wheedle.'

You spoil that dog, cap'n.

'It's my new 'get treats' incentive program.'

Beware of dog

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

celebrating a birth.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Love.

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Birthday Racing Car

Valentines Balloons

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''