Treat Giver Prints

Bewildered dog stares at source of voice commands.

"Take it easy, Billy. I'm just gonna give her a treat."

"No!"

Max reflects on what he might have become if only he didn't drop out of obedience school.

'Beg, but don't wheedle.'

You spoil that dog, cap'n.

'It's my new 'get treats' incentive program.'

Beware of dog

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

celebrating a birth.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Love.

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

Birthday Racing Car

Valentines Balloons

'And that,and that,and that...'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

New life (organ donation)

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''