Treat Seekers Prints

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Pet a Puppy

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

End the Winter Blues

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

The Physiciatrist...

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I gotta admit it doc. . . My wife was right, a little time on the couch and I already feel better.'

'I hate all holidays!'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

Turmoil change.