Treat Seekers Mugs

"The tunnel leads right to the treat isle at the pet store..."

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Pet a Puppy

End the Winter Blues

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

The Physiciatrist...

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

'I guess it was a breakthrough - My free-floating anxiety crashed.'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'I hate all holidays!'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Turmoil change.

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'