Gift Givers Gifts

"Oh, what can it be?...what can it be?.."

Christmas gift exchange - bah humbug

Cats and Gift Bags

"Why, thank you dear – I suppose five gallons of gas is a thoughtful birthday gift."

Free sweatshirts for our customers (sweatshirts read: Survived the last heating bill!)

"Don't look him in the mouth! Don't look him in the mouuuthhh!!"

Pushy Cashpoint

"Since when did they start putting perfume in aerosol cans?"

"What can I give him that would please me for him to have?"

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

Floyd Foinsapp loses himself in the holiday season.

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

It's the thought that counts!

'If it's flowers you want,may I suggest a vegetarian restaurant,sir?'

'When I said 'Let's spend the kids' inheritence'...I didn't mean on them!'

'Uh oh, looks like we've got weekend guests.'

"...Well, where was he when I needed the red Power Ranger?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'It's me birthday....'

'Tah-DAH! -- I've solved the tax surplus problem!'

Only one Partridge in a pear tree? Mr. Jones next door gave his true love two partridges.

'Hey, man, your dog left a present for you.'

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Sharing gifts.

Humbug of Old Bachelor

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Christmas Tree

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

celebrating a birth.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'They're dog roses!'