Gift Giver Pillows

"You shouldn't have!"

Valentines Balloons

Love.

Mom - There's Nothing To Do.

"She's okay - she just shopped 'til she dropped."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"It's all part of the new normal."

Woman sells on eBay and husband bids on same item.

New York City Santa with huge bag hails cab.

'If Santa lives at the North Pole, how come all his elves live in China?'

'Well, Santa may live at the North Pole, but these labels say his workshop is in China.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'I don't know - it's so difficult shopping for a friend!'

'It's perfect! An indoor bathroom! How did you know?'

celebrating a birth.

Santa on roof foiled by blocked chimney: 'No Junk Mail.'

Reindeer delivering presents through door.

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'They call them gifts, but they make you pay for them.'

"My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen.. "Frank got me a toaster for Christmas."

A feminist Christmas.

"Don't like your present? Fine. Give it to me - I'll wear the diamond earrings."

A street sweeper asking for a donation to his christmas box

Seasonal shopping.

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Santa's Flies Safe

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

"Happy Mother's Day! I ordered you something from Amazon!"

"Damned cyclists."

The Tyranny of Talent

"I'm celebrating her turning older than me."

'Haven't you noticed Christmas sales are starting earlier and earlier every year?'