Giftgiver Pillows

'I want romance, passion, love.' - 'Tangible things only, Buddy.'

Grace For Flies

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

celebrating a birth.

King Kongs first christmas

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Birthday Racing Car

Valentines Balloons

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

Saying Grace.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

A feminist Christmas.

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'