Gesture Genius Gifts

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

Irony: Then and Now

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Bakery - say it with flour.

When mimes make an appointment...

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

A conductor reads from a picture book.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Third base coaches during a brawl.

When Euclid and Galileo get together they talk about parallel universes.

My husband just insisted on coming in and buying me a big bouquet of flowers!'

Tonight's Talk Out Topic is non-verbal communication

"Very effective talk on the power of non-verbal communication."

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

'What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.'

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

"There goes a man of few words."

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."